March 27, 2010

one of those conversations

me: I'm very full... I can't eat anymore.
em: Don't eat. It's ok. (starts taking serviette to 'dabao' the KFC chicken)
me: Don't!
em: What do you mean, "Don't"?
me: Don't bring it home. Just leave it.
em: *look of shock* I can't leave the chicken behind!
me: -_-"""

me: You still have the chicken to finish (the very same one from above) later.
em: No, I don't want.
me: Then, throw away. I'm not going to eat it.
em: You can't throw it away. It's a good chicken.
me: -_-""""

me: What do you mean by it's a good chicken (still, the very same one)?
em: It has a good heart.
me: How do you know?
em: Because when we eat it, the heart is no longer with it. The heart has gone to heaven.
me: -_-"""""

em: That (referring to the above conversations) is what would happen when you switch off my lights (alluding to Earth Hour).
me: Then, I think I will switch off your lights every weekend. At least, you're funnier and not regular.

(Finally, our conversation stopped revolving around the chicken.)
me: If you are married and with kids, you just don't go to the movies anymore. Movies will become a thing of the past. At most, they would just watch DVDs or cable TV at home.
em: So, will I be like that too?
me: Yes, definitely, unless you marry me. You are such a regular, you will become a regular-sized couch potato. No fancy flavourings. Just regular.

Posted by 杏 cy （Jancy） at 23:06